Missed Stalin's advice for a week or so? Forgotton whether he told you to dump that zero and go for a hero or stay with your man? Well, we've conveniantly stored all the past Ask Stalin's below for your archival pleasure.

5th October 2001 - In the first ever Ask Stalin, Josef offers advice on what to do if your lawnmower calls you a pregnant fish.

25th October 2001 - Stalin gives advice to a man with a penchant for shaven horses, and solves the age old argument: Which is better, margarine or butter?

24th November 2001 - Uncle Josef gives his view on pre-marital toothbrush sharing, and on how exactly to argue for the best make-up sex.

4th February 2002 - The Communist Dictator tells you exactly where to find the best peanut butter, and also what kerosene to use when burning peasant villages.